Mike Sager: Is that a true story?
Vince Neil: Absolutely. It was when we’d just had sex with girls in the studio and we didn’t want to go home smelling like them. There was a restaurant called Naugles. It was open twenty-four hours. And we would order egg buritos and wipe our dicks with them. Then if you went home smelling like an egg burrito, you just told your girlfriend, “Oh, I dropped my egg burrito in my lap.”
Mike: So did you actually open the burrito and insert? Or did you just, like, use it as a washcloth.
Vince: Used it kind of like a washcloth.
Mike: All right, good. Thanks. I just had to ask. You know, Marlon Brando once fucked a duck in Paris. I wrote about him, too.